A VERYPOISONOUSLADY
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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Happy Birthday Darling!

Mr Ng never thought his lovely and kind gf will plot against him with 10 over people....

I had no money to buy him present and he keep assuring me that it is ok for me not to buy anything.

I feel quite bad and knowing that he always wanted to spend a day with all his friends....

I decided to have a Plan B...

2 day before his birthday, I emailed all his friends, Sec Sch Mates, JC mates, Uni Mates, colleagues.....

I cant call them cos I dun have their number....

I told all of them to attend his birthday party and to give him a surprise...

We met up with Leng, Michelle, Ian, Irene, Ah Keong, Diane for dinner first.

They are suppose to "go home" after dinner according to Plan B and leaving poor Mr Ng wonder why his friends all not caring and forgot his birthday....

Then the 6 of them rush down to St James to meet Jerome, Daniel, Kee Chao, Wilbur and James first.

I told Mr Ng I need to go to St James to meet my client to collect something.

While trying to delay the time while the rest of them rushing to prepare the attack at St James, I fake stomachache and hide inside a petrol kiosk toilet.

Mr Ng was not aware of anything and I brought him to St James.

He saw his friends and he got very angry...

He was thinking how come they go drinking boh jio him......

So imagine the look on his face when he was everyone laughing like mad...

The dinner friends! Thanks for making all the effort on the acting!


That's James,Wilbur and Kee Chao


Mr Ng was so happy that he keep ordering drinks for his friends.....


He hugs me and thanks me for the lovely present!


He was still in a shock but very very happy....


Look at him, cant stop smiling.....



Thanks for coming!


I bought the cake....he loves Chocolate Cake


All the guys suddenly help me in cutting the cake cos I dunno how to do it.... What is the world becoming to.....


Leng bought Champagne for the occasion!


We had like 2 champagne, 1 Jonnie Walker 1 Martell


That's Daniel.....


Michelle and Leng! Lovely Couple!


Irene and Ian!


Thanks to Michelle to help coordinating with the rest cos I dun have their number! Cheers to our Plan B!


Best friends!


That's Jen, Jerome, Wilbur, Daniel and Kee Chao! Thanks!


He got a very great friend! Thanks to Jerome for helping with the mass smses but most of all to Jen who pass me his number!


Per or Ber? I dunno how to spell his name came shortly.... He nearly spoil all the fun. Called up Mr Ng and asked him about the party....


This 3 are very funny.....


I think they were sec sch mates???


Thanks for coming!


Happy right?


Told you this fellow always find food liao......


Hope you guys had fun!


Everyone ended the night early and thanks to everyone who helped in the conspiracy!


Mr Ng brought me to Swiss Hotel on his birthday.....


Lovely view.....we are only on the 21 floor though.....


Lai liao.....start to Zi lian....


Can you imagine Mr Ng brought a small tripod......just to take our pictures?






Night Scene......


Imagine this is actually about 12midnight....


We reached the hotel about 5plus then about 6plus, Mr Ng told me he brought some muscle relaxer and he tot he would one to pop 1 and take a short nap before we go to a nice restaurant for dinner to celebrate his birthday......

Then while he was showing me his medications, he told me he got sleeping pills left from previously when he went to see a doctor due to insomnia.

I told him it will be better to take sleeping pill since left 4 only.

So we each pop 1.

I saw it is only 1 mg.

Me: Dear, only 1mg leh, I think quite mild nia, how about we each pop another one since left 2 only?

Mr Ng: Huh? Cannot lar, later we vomit white foam and die in the room how?

Me: Siao ah, wont de la.....

Mr Ng: Really meh?

Me: Yeah! Lai! Lao Niang teach you how to abuse drugs....
(Above conversation is just plain stupid act, PLEASE DUN LEARN HOR)


So we each pop 2 pills and try to stay awake. U know when you take some drowsy medications and you try not to sleep hor, you will feel damn high and u start to talk funny....

So I wanted to see how Mr Ng will react.

But before I can talk to him, we both lie on the bed and slept like a pig.......

And....

When we woke up, it was 12.07am.

Mr Ng zitao said "I slept through my birthday!"

In the end, we had Mcdonalds nia....

Happy Birthday Darling.....

U are 1 year older liao!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA

Love,
Poisonlady



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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Phuket!!!!!

Wa Biang....I upload the photos until I nearly ki siao..... I thinki about 100+ sial.....

I been busy unpacking and packing......

Let's us start with Phuket first.....

Budget Terminal! Everyone had alot of comments about the budget terminal but dunno why we still agree to book that in the first place??? That's Mr Ng's friends!


Reached Phuket, Patong Beach, Hotel is Mercure Hotel! Very New!


Nice and clean!


Room was not ready so we took a tuk tuk out for food! That's Ian, Iren and Leng!


Thanks for bringing me for the trip!


That's Michelle, me and Mr Ng!


We have the same floor of our rooms!


Mr Ng caught me removing my make up before we took a nap!


Love the room and damn shoik got balcony!




Went out for seafood dinner called "Savore"


We spent like only $50 sing per person? We ordered 12 dishes i think....



3 lobsters!!!!!!!


This is the happy man....wont let go anything from the lobster corpse


Hmmmmmm Are they uni mates? I think so.....


Me! lovely!


Mr Ng bought a new sunglass which I forced him to buy......


Day 2: Booked a island hopping trip....Journey ride to jetty was 1 hour....


The 3 girls!


Not this......


This smaller one.....


Can squeeze like 30 people but only about 17 onboard....


Now u know why I force him to buy.......cos he forgot to bring his own.....


Everyone was still very happy....





Saw this....but I really dunno what is that and Mr Ng forgot to answer me....


Reach the island and that is my first time snokelling.... I was damn scared though....


He jumped down first.....


2nd island......we went to the toilet.....



Finally saw somethin that I can do "shopping....."


Bought a cup of tea which cost likst $1+ sing and Lao Niang still got to make myself....


This 2 intend to bribe the people there cos they saw fried chicken.....but all food was prepare for the other people liao.....


I was getting tired.....and I wrapped myself with towel because I dun wanna be dark....


Mr Ng got more photos than me hor.....just take note....


He had to take care of me cos I dunno how to swim.....


They served lunch but not for us.....dunno why....


The lovely beach.....


I enjoyed myself by reading a book.....


They went to make themselved sunburnt.....



U guess who is the one who asked them to cover their nipple.....Mr Ng leh....


Sun Sand And Sea!



With 2 sluts.....cam whoring.....


Thats the next beach......


Haizzzzz.....They were actually finding a place to sleep.....


The Sun, Sand, Sea and Slut.....HAHA


I found a lovely swing.....


My hair is all messed up.....


No make up but I think I still loook ok....Wooohooo


The sand is very soft......


This fellow....just eat, sleep, find food, sleep......whole agenda for the trip....


I was trying to throw stones....


I manage to make it jump 2 times, got see???
video

I went right into the shade after this photo.....i dun wanna be dark....


Erm....our lunch....so pathetic....and we understood why after that....


We were busying listening our "tour guide"


That's her.... Yoyo! She is great and caring!


None of us like the lunch.....


I dunno why......seriously.....he seems addicted to zi lianess....








While he is lying there, others went to sleep, I hide in the shade to read a book....


The 3rd place for snokelling....


The sea was actually very choppy..... I started to feel unwell......



It was not good lor! But my eyes look damn big hor!


I am really scared but I have to go down cos staying onboard makes me wanna puke....


Mt Ng said I look like the "sotong" on my head and it squirt black ink on me.....


After I puke like 5 times....I felt like i was starved for 1 day....we treat ourself to steamboat for dinner.....


Did a mask at night to pamper our skin......


Day 3: BreAkfast!


The banana man~~


I guess they were excited with the food....



Just beside our hotel.....



Dirt cheap! I think less than $5 sgd and you got 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 ham, 2 hotdogs, 2 toast and a bowl of beans!


The street of Phuket!



Mr Ng and I took a stroll to the shopping centre....



We went to one stall to bargain for a top.....


Erm....Lunch again! Ah Keong and Diane came over to meet us, they were taking the cruise!


Mr Ng and Me went to massage and we both fell asleep.....


X'mas eve dinner at the hotel.....sucks....


We reluctantly took a photo not because we were happy but we need to remember how bad the food was....


We went to this place after a long walk, intending to eat (yet again) but they serve no food....


We just had some drinks.....


The place is called "Banana"


MERRY X'MAS TO ALL!


Was bored and trying our my hair.....




We saw this in the sky....


Then more......


It is the lighting-lantern dunno what.....we were so excited and blur that we forgot to make a wish.....


Saw this by the street and we ordered "Nutella with banana crepes" DAMN GOOD!



Day 4.....we went for Jap food....CHOW GAYS!


Lovely hor!


Food food food again.....not so fantastic though....


The pink bear at the shopping mall....


NG!


My darling!!!


I told u soo......



My turn! New blue dress that Mr Ng love alot.....




Dinner again.... local cusine! No lobster though....


Went to starbuck for coffee because they bought some donuts....-_-



Back to sg.....

Thanks to my darling dear dear to sponser my trip.....and feed and cloth me....

Muakzzzzzz

Love,
Poisonlady



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