Issac Dio...

Regarding my colleague dio from my blurness.... Here goes...

When we were doing roadshow hor...

First day we went starbucks to smoke leh...

While walking back to our booth...

Lao niang left one of my heels outside starbucks because kena stucked on the floor and I still die die wanna go inside with 1 barefoot.....

-_- <---- Issac's sian 1/2 face

On the 2nd day, both of us happily going up the escalator hor, I zitao trip and nearly fall flat, lucky he catch me on time.....

-_- <---- issac's sian 1/2 face

I fall down and trip is quite common cos I got told him before. I also got tell him about my blurness but he not yet dio until 1 week ago.....

Last fri, we were setting up our booth and we got this poster we suppose to put it onto a stand but unfortunately, cannot put onto the stand because 1 side hor forgot to bring a screw to secure it. So hor, we decide to just hang it onto the wall of our booth first with 2 detatchable hooks....

Agar agar look like this lar...


So, on fri..... it was being hang up there for the whole day...

On sat hor, someone from our company brought the screw so we had it on a stand....

Agar agar look like this lar....


Then on Sun morning hor.....

I was sitting facing the hook and suddenly...

I exclaimed to Issac: "EH! WHERE OUR POSTER GO HUH???"

Issac looked at me giving me a stoned experession.....

I kan cheong and asked again: "WHERE?? WHERE WHERE IT GO??? OUR POSTER?? Huh???
HUH HUh?!!!??"

Issac then look at the hook, look at the poster stand and look at me not saying anything...



I damn pek chek and asked again: "How come our poster disappeared???? WHERE IS GO??? Is it drop onto the floor????????"

Issac then again look at the hook, look at the poster and look at me with a sian 1/2 face.

I shouted to him: "WHY U DUN ANSWER ME??!!! " Why??? WHy u dun tell me where is the poster??? WHy?!?!!!"

Stupid pig just look at the hook, look at the poster (longer this time) then look at me AGAIN without saying anything. (He told me afterwards that he thought I was trying to joke with him early in the morning and he just dun feel like talking to me)

Then I remembered....

The poster actually never disappeared wor... just shifted position...

Me *shy shy*: "Er...paiseh...paiseh... hur hur hur"

Issac: " In my whole life, u r the blurest friend I ever had. How come yesterday put whole day u never say anything? Today then u realise got hook no poster? Haizzzz

*Hee* *innocent face*

That's me
Poisonlady


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I blur? Got meh?

Hey!

I been so busy...

Kaozzzz

Got a major event coming and BOH MODELS LOR!

Male models I find and find like crazy... I need 2 only... Need 1 week to find....

Char bohs I need only 5 and I took more than 1 weeks...

Wan lan noi... I nearly die....

Lucky hor settle liao... How come now models all so busy? Peak Period meh?

I have so much so much to tell u all...

Alot of blur incidents but I dunno start from where leh..I just say abit abit lar hor...

Oh ya, for those who asked me about ear candelling hor, I did it at the roadshow wor. Offer price only $18 but do at the actual place is $48.

Boh hua leh, I do for u? Ai mai? $10 nia....

Not much feeling actually but hor they massage ur head is quite shoik lar.

Oh, back to me being blur hor, my beloved colleague, Issac dio from me liao...

He told me: "In my whole life, u are the blurest friend I ever had"

Story I tell u all next time.

Another new friend, Thomas also dio from me last night.

We were having "dinner" at about 10.30pm and we both parked our car at Goodwood park hotel.

Oh ya, now hor, need to pay leh!

Last time free...

Kan Nai Sai...

Then I got complimentary from the hotel manager and u know hor now very high tech leh, u just scan the barcode can already but dunno why Lao Niang dunno how to scan leh..

I put the ticket facing upwards.... cannot...

Facing downwards.... cannot....

Facing left...... cannot...

Facing right.....ALSO CANNOT!

I dom balek here and there also cannot.....

Pek chek.......

I scan and scan like 5 mins, Thomas was behind me......

Then I press the intercom button...

Me: "Hello, erm.... I got the complimentary parking ticket....."

The guy: "Ya ya, pls scan the ticket"

Me: Er.... just scan?

The guy: "ya ya, just scan"

Me: "HOW to scan huh?"

The guy: "Just scan the ticket"

Me: "Er.... but cannot leh...."

The guy: "Just scan..... put inside and scan lar...."

Me: "huh???!!! PUT INSDIE???" CAN PUT INSIDE????
(I insert the ticket into the slot, I dunno got slot hor)

Me: "OH!!!! THANK YOU LEH!"

-_-

Haizzzz

The other day met my friend for lunch also.... U know some lok lok kok kok lao ya lao ya carpark need to press for the ticket for the barrier to lift when u go into the carpark hor...(No cashcard one)

I press the white colour button and wait...

I waited...

and waited....

How come no parking ticket come out?

I press again....

and waited...

and waited...

Until I realise I press the same white colour intercom button!

Wa lao.... heng hor the person never hello me leh...

Ok lar, I type too long leh... Most of u sure lazy to read one...

The other day I went to the office. I think I look damn handsome lor! Pass me a tie!


Anyway, er.... me! I change my hairstyle!


Nice?


Met Zeta for a event!


Kaozzzz I know my foundation too white cos I bought the wrong shade can!


Wa lao.... too white hor? =(


But I think I am chio!


Shsssssss


Hehehehe I am chio!


My hair nice hor! DUN SEE MY NECK!


Ok, I got to go sleep because tomorrow is DEVILS NIGHT!

Whoever is there tomorrow, see ya! I will be at usual place!

Muakzzzz
Poisonlady
P/s:Should I drive tomorrow or not huh?


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My weekend!

Hmmm...I really dunno where to start...

Anyway, start on sat ba....

I decided that I got no mood to write stories...so u all see photo ba....

Sat night, After my roadshow. I pop over to check how the girls doing. Noelle & Zeta. I cannot make it for the show because I got event. The foster girls!


Me with Zeta!


Noelle with Me!


Sun morning.... On my way to work.... Haizzzzz.... I more chio and chio... Hahahaha


Went to do ear-candelling... Not bad but not much feeling leh....


My ear dirt.... disgusting right? WAHAHAHAH


My colleague also went to do it.....He decline to be shown in my blog in future....


His ear dirt... More than me right?


Er.... our neighbour booth drinking red wine and eating cheese..... (Are we doing road show or not sial?)


My whole family (Daddy, Mummy, Xiaomei, Erjie and her boyfriend) came to fetch me from work and we went to eat!


While waiting for the food at a hongkong cafe @ East coast, my daddy commented that Xiaomei's eyebrow is ugly...


Mummy's one he said nice.... -_-''' NICE MEH???? No choice mah...his wife of course nice...


His wanton mee....


Ah tan's mee... (Erjie's bf)


Xiaomei's marcroni <---how to spell???


My nissin noodle! (I always eat nissin noodle no matter which hongkong cafe)


Erjie (She is actually my second sis but we call her Erjie xi guan le) baked rice! Very nice this one!


Ok.... that's all...

I need to rest le...

Muakzzz
Poisonlady


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Ning Nah Bey....

Ning nah beh....

Lao niang really tired...

I know u all check blog on Monday morning to cure monday blues but I promise I let u all cure on tue morning cos I got some photos and some stories to tell...

Pai seh...

Be patient...

U know I love u de...

Night...
Poisonlady


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Kan Kan Tired...

U see Lao Niang treat u all so good....

I am really tired and damn busy...

Assignment come and cancel until I want to kisiao......

Today doing roadshow at Suntec and I dio 3 ERPs and my parking chearge is $16.80....kan siong.....

Not say simi but I must glam glam go roadshow mah, I no wanna take mrt lor....

I no wan...I no wan....I no wan....

Even I take cab also more than that amount...

Nah bey... I like that spend money how I going to save?

I need to sve money....

Very important....

How to go bangkok?

Bangkok...... I must shop.....

I must buy shoes.....

Anyone need a tour guide to go bangkok? I only need air ticket, accomodation nia....

Anyway, if u happen to see me at Suntec, kind enough can feed me with food..... (machiam dog hor?)

Went Mustafa with my dearest colleague, Issac..... He damn boh wei gong... shop shop shop with me...(He told me not to put much photo of him cos later he "pao bu dao ma ze")


I bought tibits.... I must buy tibits and Mustafa is an amazing to buy wor...


I recently fall in love with this... Nata de coco? Damn nice!!!! I bought 1 big tube and 1 packet!


Alot of things lor!!!!! I nearly go crazy.... Issac also cos he shop with me...


Then I met Noelle...she went shopping... I also went shopping that's why my top change....


She dunno why so kaypoh must chap zi ka....


I boh liao lor....


Met Miko for dinner because is our weekly gathering... The other 3 cannot make it cos too busy, too tired, too stress....


Our fav is Chicken Baked rice from Swensen! Anyone got recipe? I tried cook 2 times but fail leh..


Somemore got dessert for them.... Chocolates!


My dessert is ice-cream! So sinful... I PUT ON 2 KG LE!!!!


At suntec! Issac want to die already.....


I really got to pi le...

Tomorro and sunday got to work...

I like work everyday for the past 2 years.....

Haizzzz....

Too high-end lifestyle... what to do?

Poisonlady
I am not a feminist but I ould rather fight for what I want then to wait for it to drop.


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Me Me Me!

Yo~~~~

Zin si paiseh hor...

Lao Niang very busy....

Got some assignments coming up and I need to provide the models to some of my clients...

Seldom do assignments now because I am quite busy with my day-time job so got to pass it down to my dearest friends!

Going to email all the portfolios after this post....

Lai Lai Lai, let me tell u all about my weekend...

Read carefully hor, dun always skip to the photos leh... i not happy one u know....

Met up with my friend, Joen. Eh... Born in Korea but raise in Dutch..... I only show u his eyes because can prove he is korean mah....


He had I- dunno- what but is Jap food lar!


I also had Katsu Curry Rice! Damn nice! I am growing fat fat fat!


Well, i can never get off my blurness... Lao Niang brought my Fan Controller out on Sat.... My god... Heng I never use it to call anyone....


Zeta and Me! We are the brand ambassador for "Victoria Bitter"


Is a beer, a beer.....


Sun noon when I woke up... Daddy got us a big big lobster..... (He is in a seafood trading company)


Mon....Today.....My beloved colleague, Issac.......On leave! He got into the company on the same day as me....

Ever since the first day of work..... we are like siamese twins in the office...

We eat, smoke, drink, work, shit..... together....

WAIT! Shit as in we go to the toilet but different door hor....

My beloved colleague, Issac who left me alone to eat, smoke, drink, shit alone today....


Met up Noelle for dinner just now after work! (Now in the trend to have bluetooth hor)


I also have bluetooth but on my right ear..... People always think i "siao" talking to myself due to the fact that my hair cover it lor...


We really loser..... Only have 9 plates lor.... Failure....such a failure.....


Ok, I got to go send emails le....

Love,
Poisonlady


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