*Revised - The search for "The One"

Seriously, all the scolding and complaining about male species....

I didnt give up and I am still

waiting......

Looking.....

Searching....

for the man, for the one.

I hope he will be someone who

Appearance wise: Taller than me, not too skinny, tanned, if can hor, look like some of the Hongkong actors lagi best but don't have also never mind cos too good-looking I also worried.

Hobbies Wise: Enjoys singing, loves to dance, willing to try bungee-jumping and roller coaster, can roller blade, likes to watch plays, loves everything about Egypt, loves to watch discovery channel, loves comedy, loves Stephen Chow and Adam Sandler (Dont love also never mind otherwise seems gay also)

Character wise: Hardworking, knowledgeable, kind-hearted, Generous, Understanding, Sensitive

Personality wise: Out-going, friendly, sociable (but not too sociable with women), humorous, sporting (means can tolerate any form of punishment when play games)

Horoscope wise: Libra, Leo preferred but not these 2 also never mind cos cannot be too greedy

Note: Cannot walk too fast, must pull the chair for me, gives me flowers, open the doors for me (every single door, my car door even if I am the driver and toilet doors included) all in all is to be very gentleman. Also to buy me small little gifts to let me know he do think of me, must give me alot of assurance, call me everyday, sms me everyday.

Last but not least: Loves me for who I am.

My wishlist to "that person above" for a man I want send up very long but "that person above" always send me a wrong one.

Never mind, if everything above else fail, just send me someone who loves me alot and I loves him a little bit will do.

Love,
Poisonlady

Please call 1800-POISONOUS now!

Poisonlady is ready for dating now, feel free to call the above number.

Press #1 if you think u fit the requirement above.

Press #2 if you don't fit the requirement and still want to try.

Press #3 if you think you fit the requirement and you think poisonlady's friends are better.

Press #4 if you wish us to match you with anyone (including men) who is available.

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Press #6 if you are a female and you think your partner is also calling the same number and we will teach you the steps to make a bomb to blow up his handphone.

Press #7 if you are a male and you think your partner is also calling the same number and you suspect she is turning lesbian, we will need to verify her details. Please get ready her I/C number.

Press #8 if you just want to tell Poisonlady that she is pretty and nice.

Press #9 if you want any love advice.
Continue with pressing #1 if you are a man
You will hear the reply of "Please be prepare that there are 13248327 options"
Continue with Pressing #2 if you are a woman
You will hear the reply of "Just give that man a blowjob. "

Press #0 if you just want to talk to poisonlady who might just reply you with "I am very very busy lor"

Thank you.


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