*Revised - The search for "The One"
Seriously, all the scolding and complaining about male species....
I didnt give up and I am still
for the man, for the one.
I hope he will be someone who
Appearance wise: Taller than me, not too skinny, tanned, if can hor, look like some of the Hongkong actors lagi best but don't have also never mind cos too good-looking I also worried.
Hobbies Wise: Enjoys singing, loves to dance, willing to try bungee-jumping and roller coaster, can roller blade, likes to watch plays, loves everything about Egypt, loves to watch discovery channel, loves comedy, loves Stephen Chow and Adam Sandler (Dont love also never mind otherwise seems gay also)
Character wise: Hardworking, knowledgeable, kind-hearted, Generous, Understanding, Sensitive
Personality wise: Out-going, friendly, sociable (but not too sociable with women), humorous, sporting (means can tolerate any form of punishment when play games)
Horoscope wise: Libra, Leo preferred but not these 2 also never mind cos cannot be too greedy
Note: Cannot walk too fast, must pull the chair for me, gives me flowers, open the doors for me (every single door, my car door even if I am the driver and toilet doors included) all in all is to be very gentleman. Also to buy me small little gifts to let me know he do think of me, must give me alot of assurance, call me everyday, sms me everyday.
Last but not least: Loves me for who I am.
My wishlist to "that person above" for a man I want send up very long but "that person above" always send me a wrong one.
Never mind, if everything above else fail, just send me someone who loves me alot and I loves him a little bit will do.
PoisonladyPlease call 1800-POISONOUS now!
Poisonlady is ready for dating now, feel free to call the above number.
Press #1 if you think u fit the requirement above.
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You will hear the reply of "Please be prepare that there are 13248327 options"
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